Browse the full archive Chapter 1: The Very Unofficial Earthbound Online Comic Chapter 2: 2050: Introduction Chapter 3: Excavation Chapter 4: Dream Sequence   Intermission (Obligatory videogame reference)   Exit Light   Enter Night   Take my hand   We're off to never-never land   Meet Mr. Gun   Das Hell?   Pre-battle posing   "I can dodge bullets?"   Mighty Bomy   How high?   Snip   Ass Kicking Time   Forget about these two?   Insult of the highest order   That had to hurt   Had to happen sometime   The Warp Ring   Awakening   What really happens   Fifty Chapter 5: l33t h4x0r Chapter 6: Illusion Demon Mad'ii Chapter 7: Respite Chapter 8: The Baddies

Dan's comment: Although a newbie is technically someone new to something, it's usually reserved for someone acting in a stupid fashion. Hence the insult.